Could Sean Hannity Possibly Suck Trump’s Dick Any Harder?

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You can watch the interview on YouTube here.

Sean Hannity’s interview last Thursday with President Trump would have been better suited for Pornhub than Fox News.  During the entire interview I nearly yelled at my TV multiple times, “Don’t forget the balls Sean!!!”

Trump kept mentioning all of the great (and untrue) things he’d seen on Sean’s show, Sean repeatedly mentioned just how much he agrees with Trump.  It was a regular love fest.  If I had to categorize it I would have put it in my disgusting GILF porn folder.

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I’ve heard of softball questions before, but Sean brought in a tee for Trump to hit off of, starting off with the great gotcha question,

“Is it your intention to keep every promise”(2:17)

Wow Sean, I can see why you’re considered such an amazing journalist… by backwater hicks, Christian fundamentalists, Gun nuts, and the poorly educated.  Of course Trump loves the poorly educated too, they’re exactly the same proportion of his electorate as your viewership.

Repeatedly Trump whines things like “why are they doing this?” (8:06)  Referring to Senate confirmation delays.  And “They leave the meeting and they have a news conference about what I said” (8:14).  I swear to god even I was shocked by how whiny he sounded.  I’m sure in between questions they had to turn off the cameras so Trump could lie in Sean’s lap while Sean stroked his hair.

But finally! I thought, we were getting to a real question.  Hannity asked, “You took great pride in meeting with carrier, saving jobs, meeting with ford, saving jobs, you met with union people” (11:30)  That was it.  That was supposedly a question.  It’s absolutely fucking pathetic.  This sleazeball wants to attack the media, insinuating he isn’t part of it, and this is the closest he gets to fucking journalism.  I guess Sean was referring to Fox News when he said “I say journalism is dead, I say it openly.” (12:56)

At least David Muir had the fucking balls to ask real questions and put up with Trump’s bullshit non-answers.  Hannity merely sat there constantly reminding Trump how great he is and how much they agree.  As a blogger I am offended and I wouldn’t even consider myself a real journalist.

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But the mediocrity-fest rolled on.  Instead of asking a question about waterboarding Hannity launches into a remarkably stupid hypothetical about David Muir’s daughter being kidnapped and waterboarding one of the kidnappers, with all the eloquence of a drunk bar rant, complete with what sounded like half a burp. (29:35)  NEWSFLASH SEAN.  24 has been off the air for years and life isn’t a fucking TV show.  Or how about the fact that the Senate Intelligence Comittee found that WATERBOARDING DOESN’T WORK YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS IGNORANT HACK.

Sean continued his parade of ignorance by not following up in any way after Trump refused to answer about moving the U.S. embassy in Tel Aviv, and sitting there quietly while Trump said “I don’t like talking about how I feel about people.” (33:00)  How the fuck could anyone sit there with a straight face and hear the twitterer in chief say the line of bullshit.  TWO MINUTES LATER HE CALLS MADONNA DISGUSTING (35:25).

The hypocrisy notwithstanding we do get a cute moment shortly after that when Sean completes Donald’s… Sentence.  I’m waiting for Alex Jones and Fox news to start speculating that Trump has dementia, remember Hillary’s collapse?  But I guess i’ll have to keep waiting for that one.

The interview rolls one with softball after softball, a question about why Trump chose his desk, his rug, his who gives a shit.  Ending with Sean asking, do you wan’t to come in my mouth and the President obliging.

I mean, maybe that’s just in my version, but you have no evidence to prove it didn’t happen.

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