Trump’s Gettysburg Address

Gettysburg Adress

I have to give the credit for this idea to conservative professor Steven Hayward, who gave his own version of the first two lines in class on Thursday.  While much has been said about Trump "talking like the people" the real translation of that phrase is "least eloquent president we have ever had."  So without further ado, Trump's Gettysburg Address.

Trump's Gettysburg Address

Eighty seven years ago there were some really great, great people.  I mean, nobody loves these guys...

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“Fuck Donald Trump” Music Video Has Almost 15 Million Hits On YouTube. Guess How Many The Inauguration Has?

Imagined Conversation between Kellyanne Conway and Donald about the Fuck Donald Trump music video.

Alright Donald, sit down, don't forget your juicy juice.  We're going to do a bit of math.

...No that's not when we pointlessly build a massive wall that will cost millions to keep out people that actually are less likely to commit crimes than people born here.  It's where you put numbers together to get a bigger number.

So let's look at these numbers.  The first one is for a music...

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