Leaked Transcript Of Trump’s Phone Call To President Putin.

This transcript was stolen by Melania, who escaped her dungeon, and left on my porch in a mayonnaise jar at 5:30 this morning.  She also included a plea for help, but this is more interesting.  Included was the complete record of Donald Trump's phone call with Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Phone Rings

Trump:  Hello Vlad

Putin: Hello my precious

Trump: No pillow talk Vlad, we need to do something bigly

Putin:What's wrong Donald, you sound stressed

Trump:...

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A Late Post About Holocaust Remembrance Day, Refugees, And Skittles.

Statue of Liberty

Yesterday Donald Trump signed an executive order banning Syrian refugees and refugees from other Middle East countries.  We all know this by now.  But yesterday was also Holocaust remembrance day.  The day the world remembers the millions who lost their lives because others refused to act.  Because people went along with a regime that had no respect for human rights.

How in the living fuck did nobody at the white house have enough of a brain to realize that on HOLOCAUST REMEMBRANCE...

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